TOP TEN REASONS TO SEND YOUR GIRLFRIEND FLOWERS TONIGHT!
#1 You’ll get out of taking the trash out
#2 They’re cheaper than jewelry
#3 She may forget that you always leave the seat up
#4 A day without hearing the question “Do I look fat?”
#5 She may let you watch the game for longer than 10 minutes tonight
#6 It’s far more effective than “Sorry babe”
#7 At least one nag-free day
#8 It sure beats sitting through that new Sandra Bullock chick flick
#9 You won’t look like such a cheapskate
#10 Two words: DAMAGE CONTROL
What are you waiting for? Stop watching the baseball game and send her flowers!